26Jul14reblog
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

  
26Jul14reblog
catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

  
26Jul14reblog

danadelions:

I think about this dialogue option a lot

  
26Jul14reblog
 
26Jul14reblog
So I was playing my legacy when suddenly lesbians happened. Lindsay Lee and Samantha Woodrow were just NPCs I moved in with my legacy children since they were all friends, but then I discovered they had chemistry.

Lindsay is a popularity/fortune sim who wants to be a hall of famer, and Samantha is a knowledge/family sim who wants to be a prestidigitator.

It’s too fucking cute for words.

So I was playing my legacy when suddenly lesbians happened. Lindsay Lee and Samantha Woodrow were just NPCs I moved in with my legacy children since they were all friends, but then I discovered they had chemistry.

Lindsay is a popularity/fortune sim who wants to be a hall of famer, and Samantha is a knowledge/family sim who wants to be a prestidigitator.

It’s too fucking cute for words.

  
25Jul14reblog
  • after watching a life-ruining anime: what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK. WAS THAT. WHAT TH E FUCK WAS THAT. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. THAT SHITS FUCKED UP. IM FUCKED UP
  • talking to friend on skype: hey theres this really cool anime you gotta watch youre gonna love it
pmuch  
  
25Jul14reblog
210

We’re friends. Right? We can be best friends!

  
25Jul14reblog

"Meet me at the bar. I’m buying."

  
25Jul14reblog

melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun

  
25Jul14reblog
436

ben-c:

2many-fandoms:

ben-c:

NOTHING in the WORLD is cuter than teaching your girlfriend how to play a video game she’s not familiar with and NOTHING in the WORLD is better than the pride you feel when she’s super good at it

No, the cutest thing in the world is when you teach your boyfriend how to play a game he’s not familiar with and he gets super upset and starts cussing at the start screen cause he doesn’t know how to begin the game

no go away you’re ruining my homosexuality 

  
25Jul14reblog

chlorifica:

disappointingeveryone:

hairandbrokenglasses:

thewomanfromitaly:

outofstratford:

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER

You’re fucking joking

hes not even attractive lmao

i’m fucKIN DYING OMG somehow i didn’t realize they’d be preserving the crappy fanfiction dialogue like this

the longest two minutes of my life

  
24Jul14reblog
515

hamsterloki:

vephriel:

NEW RAPTOR MODELS

.. No troll patch, please.. please god, no troll patch..

  
24Jul14reblog
564

koriththenotboringstormwindguard:

Welcome to the Warcraft fandom where skin tones are too unrealistic but cows need to look more feminine so you know they’re women.