the undead queen of food porn
Sam, 26. Scorpio, Paragon (of beauty), Jerkbender, Alliance Scum, Mage Sympathizer. Loves cats, showtunes, coffee mugs, cardigans, and Minnie Mouse.

"please reblog if you’re [this various identity] because my jerk friend doesn’t believe me when i say it’s real"

i got some news for you: if they’re not willing to take your word for it, they’re sure as fuck aren’t going to believe faceless strangers on the internet.

they’re not your friend. dump them and go find new people to hang out with.

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

pyonkotchi:

hibikihojou:

the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide

i am just so baffled by this

rip in peace riyna

Track: I Am Not A Robot (Unplugged)
Artist: Marina & the Diamonds
Album: Demos/Unreleased
Plays: 80069

Never committing to anything, you don’t pick up the phone when it ring-ring-rings. Don’t be so pathetic, just open up and sing.

runmonsterun:

Terra Doodles before bed

tags » teen titans · terra · fanart ·
tags » dragon age · dragon age 2 · fenris · fanart ·

monodrunk:

[makes an oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greate

tags » about me ·

brobecks:

"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point

tags » about me ·

assassin’s creed: important moments

tags » assassin's creed · gif · gif set ·

thirtymillionquid:

asexual people can:

  • have sex
  • decide not to have sex
  • have a sex drive
  • have no sex drive
  • be sexually active
  • not be sexually active
  • enjoy sex
  • dislike sex
  • get physical sensation through sex

asexual people do not:

  • look at someone and their body responds with ”i want you to fuck that.”

every asexual people is different. but for fucks sake, can we stop acting like asexual means celibate. 

tags » pmuch · asexuality ·
Good day honey! How are you? ;d My name is Erica and I make online games! Cool uh? Me and my team are now working on a latest online game and would like to ask you a tiny favor. Could you check how it works? It will take only few moments of you precious time dear. Play it on my tumblr page. Let my know how it was. Looking forward to hearing from you :) Cheers~! Erica
tocabinet

holy shit, this is the third message i’ve received from the same spambot. go away, erica, no one likes you.

juilan:

I’m in love honestly

tags » food · food porn · ahhhh heaven ·

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

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